LUCILLE VAN PELT, MANAGER FOR SIR LINDEL.  I AM THE WAY.   CLICK HERE TO ESCAPE.

LUCY VAN PELT MANAGEMENT AND ADVISORY

LUCY VAN PELT works very hard at being  bossy, crabby and selfish.  She is
loud and yells alot. Her smiles  and motives are rarely pure. She's a know it all
who dispenses advice and services at a rate of 10 cents and hour.  She's a
fuss budget in the truest sense of the word, and you can be assured that
The Lucy Way, is the best way.

"To cut your way through the maze of confusion that life presents can be
difficult.  Let met show you the way.As I see it, my way is the only way."

The absence of logic in her arguments holds a kind of shining lunacy.
Lucy has the winning plan.

"WISE PEOPLE SEEK
SOLUTIONS; THE
IGNORANTS ONLY CAST
BLAME.

Testimonial:  {RIGHT HERE IS WHERE SIR LINDEL WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE   ME  
A SHINING TWO THUMBS UP.   HIS
ACTUAL COMMENT?   "NO COMMENT"}

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Uptdate:  SIR LINDEL SPEAKS:
WELL IF THAT BITCH HAS YOU LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH SNOOPY
SHE   BETTER HOPE SHE HAS A SAFE WORD.
SHE'D BE BETTER   OFF LEFT SHACKLED  IN THE SNAKE PIT.
I WANT TO SHOW I HAVE "FEELING"
I CAN           
FEEL                  YOUR PAIN.
NEXT THING SHE'LL DO, SHE'LL LOCK YOU IN A ROOM
WHERE SOMEBODY IS PLAYING AN ACCORDIAN.
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ACCORDIAN AND AN ONION?
NOBODY CRIES WHEN YOU CHOP AN ACCORDIAN IN HALF.

BUY MY BOOK.  YOU TOO CAN BE AS SUCCESSFUL A DUNGEON OWNER AS LINDEL.  MY WAY IS THE ONLY WAY.